MTV Splitsvilla 2 Best Dialogues


Param - abe yeh splitsvilla nahi gay-villa bana ke rakh diya.

Mohit to Sidharth - abe tu dusro ke kapde mange pehenta hai bhikhari...

Mohit to Rahul - chandigarh ke pind ke ganwar

Siddarth for Sakshi - woh jitna dimag chalati hai...utna dimaag toh main apne ghutne me rakh leta hu yaar

Siddarth - main teri tarah tuchcha nai hoon

Joanna - For lovemaking u need strength and stamina...agar aap mei nahi hai toh aapki gf biwi aapko chorrdegi

Siddarth's BEST DIALOGUES

1. abe itna bada ho gaya, gym ka ek chakkkar maar aata, yahan aake apne baap ka naam likh diya aur keh raha hai maine ping, pong kiya

2. suyash kuch to kar deta yaar, kuch nahi to seeng hi phek ke maar deta

3. aisa lag raha tha ki ashutosh aalu ki bori utha ke bhaag raha hai koi to khareed lo isse

4. ye shareef aadmi pata nahi kya kar ke aata hai date pe suyash ko bhi nikalwa diya.

5. patte bahut khele hai maine

6. to param - isliye to tujhe sabse hot ladki ne haan kiya hai

7. theek hai tujhe(Sakshi) queen banna hai, yahan se bahar jaaiyo, main tujhe 25 rs ka taaj ka kharid ke pehna dounga, tu yahan queen nahi banegi

8. to ashutosh - oye mere bisecps teri waist se zada hai..saale ,beep beep beep

34 comments:

  1. somebody splits mohit n sakshi....

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  2. Sid i want u & ritika 2 come close & win the game.

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  3. sid!!!!!.......i love u

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  4. RITIKA UFF MY ASS NOWAY SHE LOOKS LIKE BUDIYA
    COMON GUYS FIND SMTHING WHO CAN BE PERFECT FOR MTV...want param n joanna to win this show....
    love u param....u rock

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  5. i lov sidd to b the king and win the game....that mohit is playing double game....infact evey1 is playing........

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  6. sid n joanna the king n queen shul win !!

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  7. no love sakshi pradhan n siddharth to win this show....best wishes to both of u...

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  8. ofcourse joena nd mohit shud win..!!!! thir jody rock yarr..!!!!!!!!!!!
    sidd z really plyin game wid sakshi same as sakshi z playin game wid every1....
    mohit nd joena z d only decent couple...!~!!!
    sidd z ull of overconfidence nd full of attitude.... abhise yeh he to agar jitega to to aasman pe hi udegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.................

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  9. sid ull surely win dude

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  10. MOHIT THE ALL TIME FUCKER RACIST SHOULDN'T WIN N EVEN DON'T LIKE HER CHAMCHI JOANNA WHO IS VERY OVASMART GURL...HATE U BOTH JOANNA DON'T BE PROUD OF YASELF SEE YA FACE IN THE MIRROR U LOOK ALIKE BLACK PIG WHO DON'T DESRVE TO WIN...
    SIMPLY U N YA FUCKER MOHIT SUCKS....WE DON'T WANT U 2 WIN...

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  11. priyanka podar5/20/2009 8:24 pm

    i know mtv iz supportin mohit n joanna bitch
    which is very unfair if it is then mtv 'll be big flop and down we don't like to see such kinda show which is not real just a fake program sure n people 'll call the show name mtv supportin racism show...so it won't be good....

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  12. i know who is finalallist .juhena ,sid mohit and sid girlfriend.

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  13. me 2 sid n his gurl sakshi pradhan 'll win the how hurray love sid n sakship....

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  14. siddharth n hiz love sakshi is a awesome pair they look good together...they rock plz god hope they win the show....east or west sakshi is the best...sakshi pradhan rock the show....

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  15. ramola sakya5/21/2009 2:38 pm

    sakshi pradhan rock it man she is cute gurly...
    n hot u r the goddess....u r damn cute...
    sakshi u should win...u have to show u r dhe bestest of all....like ya guy too...bcoz of you
    he looks good ....

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  16. sakshi n sid sucks.......... sid dont deserve to be king yaar...if at all he wins the show then that would be the flop show on M.TV....... sakshi pradhan tho is full of attitude...She just luks like a buda...

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  17. sid win it man forget other contestants especially mohit and take param for finals i know you are not going to do this but still....

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  18. sakshi pradhan rock....n sid do not dump sakshi coz she is most deserve to win....she likes u man
    n loves u a lot....so be with her....sakhsi u r too gud....

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  19. WAITIN FOR TOMORROW...EPISODE RYTE NOW WATCHIN SPLITSVILLA 2 HOPE SIDHARTH N SAKSHI PRADHAN 'LL WIN PLZ GOD....IM PRAYIN U GUYS LOOK GOOD TOGETHER ...CUTE COUPLE...LOVE YA GUYZ

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  20. SID MY FINGERS CROSSED 4 U.MAY U SAKSHI WIN.MOHIT IS NOTHING IN FRONT OF U.U R ROCKSTAR.I LUV U

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  21. i love sid..... i want him to win with Joana..... i hate Mohit...!1 Someone tell him to stop showing is 32 all out all the time!!

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  22. Hey Sid... I just want u to beat that tuccha mohit...I simply hate him as he backstabbed Rahul, Param & co.- SHAHID

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  23. Hey Sid... pls beat that tuccha mohit... I simply hate him since the time he backstabbed Rahul, Param & CO. Tu to uska Baap hai :) SHAHID

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  24. SID N SAKSHI DSRVS DZ GAME...JOANA IS OHKAY BUT MOHIT SUX...U NID 2 GROW UP..N UR SMILE IS DISHEVELLED!!!SID N SAKSHI,R DA BEZ COUPLE

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  25. sid real of the splitavilla mohit is big chutiya
    luchha

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  26. sidddh u want to win.........................
    sale kutte apni okat dekh chutya.............
    ja sale jutti chat mohit ki...................

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  27. Mohit really u r not man. The kind of image or attitude you have shown in the show is so mean and low. You really ar a looser!

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  28. mohit sale... ek number ka kutta hai.. khujli wala aur joanna uski

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  29. Hi Mohit my all best wishes to u
    Best of luck for your final
    i know u will ROck

    Peri

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  30. hi joana i wish u'll won splitsvill 2 , U r aperfect queen............lov u.....

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  31. hi Mohit And joanna
    I am the biggest fan of you both. I hope u both r the real time couple. you both look good with each other. Joanna really i want to meet u really.
    All the best for your future
    love u both
    take care

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  32. param u rocks dude tune aur rahul ne mil ke sab ke machod de thi .
    dude u rocks !!!!! param & rahul disearves to win the splites villa ??
    sid, to choutea hai bhenchod !!!!!!!!!!

    from ashay...

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