Sidharth Bhardwaj - Best One Liner

For Stuti
itni dull & boring date thi.... wo sab ladkiyon ke msg suna rahi thi maine kaha ye sab tu letter mein likh ke de deti aur khana main akela kha leta to meri date better hoti...

Suyash's body building
haddiyan pump kar raha tha apni

To Bhavaman
Ye message jo padega ye phone uska hoga.. isse kya mummy ko call karega? Chal andar!

For Suyash
Yun dekh raha tha queen ko.....maine bola kuch karega kuch bolega..... seeng hi fenk ke maar de kuch to kar de yaar!

To Ashutosh
Abbey itna bada ho gaya hai, gym ka ek chakkar to maar aata, jaake apne baap ka naam likh aaya aur kehta hai inky pinky ponky......inky pinky khelne ke liye bulaya hai tujhe splitsvilla mein

Ye pata nahi kya karke aata hai date pe, Suyash ka bhi scene karwa diya isne

Aisa lag raha tha ki aaloo ki bori utha ke bhaag raha tha bechara Ashutosh....koi to khareed lo isko

To Cheshta
Kaam Kar

Arrey isko yahi lagta hai ki pohochta hai...tabhi to kehti rehti hai- 'I love Mohit', 'I love Mohit'!

For Ritika
Sachchayi ki ek putli khadi kar di hai kisine.....harishchandra ki vanshaj hai ye

To Mohit
What did you say?- 'I am the king of the world'......I keep ten ***** like you on my **** and give them a world tour....take that fu**er!

Success is tough to handle for some guys and you are one of them

He is very tuchcha man, apni aukaat pe aa gaya hai

Best censored one (courtesy Nikhil):
Arrey bh****, tere kaan mein daaloonga aur naak se bachche paida kar dounga

To Sakshi
Nahi karoongi? iska kya matlab hota hai....yaar mitti khila doonga tujhe main....tere ko yahan shakal dikhane ke liye laya hoon

For Mehrezaan
Main to apne performance se bahut khush tha yaar....mujhe laga zaan ko to maine kahin ka choda hi nahi hai..... wo to baith gaya tha khatam hote hi- '*huff* * huff* water!

Main to us time bhi ready tha ki le aao koi aur competition kara lo....kuch aur consolation prize de dena iske saath mein

To Param
Tabhi to tujhe sabse hot ladki ne haan kiya hai

Tu isko sati savitri maanta hai?

Shaadi shuda jodi hai hamari....baith ke match dekhenge hamara

To Nalini
Did I TOLD you that'- first of all Did I TELL you that

MTV Splitsvilla 2 Best Dialogues

Param - abe yeh splitsvilla nahi gay-villa bana ke rakh diya.

Mohit to Sidharth - abe tu dusro ke kapde mange pehenta hai bhikhari...

Mohit to Rahul - chandigarh ke pind ke ganwar

Siddarth for Sakshi - woh jitna dimag chalati hai...utna dimaag toh main apne ghutne me rakh leta hu yaar

Siddarth - main teri tarah tuchcha nai hoon

Joanna - For lovemaking u need strength and stamina...agar aap mei nahi hai toh aapki gf biwi aapko chorrdegi

Siddarth's BEST DIALOGUES

1. abe itna bada ho gaya, gym ka ek chakkkar maar aata, yahan aake apne baap ka naam likh diya aur keh raha hai maine ping, pong kiya

2. suyash kuch to kar deta yaar, kuch nahi to seeng hi phek ke maar deta

3. aisa lag raha tha ki ashutosh aalu ki bori utha ke bhaag raha hai koi to khareed lo isse

4. ye shareef aadmi pata nahi kya kar ke aata hai date pe suyash ko bhi nikalwa diya.

5. patte bahut khele hai maine

6. to param - isliye to tujhe sabse hot ladki ne haan kiya hai

7. theek hai tujhe(Sakshi) queen banna hai, yahan se bahar jaaiyo, main tujhe 25 rs ka taaj ka kharid ke pehna dounga, tu yahan queen nahi banegi

8. to ashutosh - oye mere bisecps teri waist se zada hai..saale ,beep beep beep

What We Learnt From Splitsvilla

1. 9 girls and 9 boys, will exploit a gem of place on goa for 1 month

2. The editor of splitsvilla earns more than the host. Its very tough job to edit all those slangs

3. The hottest thing in SPLITSVILLA is undoubtedly nikhil chinappa .

4. Suyash and sakhshi gives raghu a complex. Raghu will join them next year in slangs training

5. Guards will guard the floor of girls so that boys can’t attack. Ah I am sure they have better standards
BUT What if guards only attack them?

6. Twists are normal, we would be surprised if there won’t be any twist

7. 1 Secret : Splitsvilla was designed to boost the TRP of roadies,
ANDHO MEIN KANA RAJA

8. All the handsome, attractive, good-looking, gorgeous ,beautiful, charming and all bestowed with similar adjectives BOYS AND GIRLS come from chandigarh and delhi.

9. The king and the queen are named from the attitude and not the powers

10. The king and queen live somewhere else. This means SPLITSVILLA is servants quarter

11. Only 1 thought was their in mind of audience when the HOT GIRLS were in swimming pool.
And that was to throw them in water

12. It is made clear 1 couple will win 5 lakh rupees and chance to host a show on MTV
Well they didn’t mention couple be of same sex or not

13. Splitsvilla where love is war
Love for being in the show and war for survival

14. Nikhil tried to give a moral speech on how to get safe in the show. SADLY no one understood, even from the audience.

15. Nothing is spared from water. Water outside the villa and also in the form tears inside the villa

16. LASTLY tried very hard to convince myself for writing this
This is Vodafone splitsvilla where love is war

What If You Are Caught Watching Splitsvilla

1. Claim that you loved the title song, nothing else

2. Look confused and angry and ask “When will roadies start?”

3. Show your attitude and say I am different, I am 1 of those few people who watch splitsvilla

4. Tell roadies has planned to make GD’s of splitsvilla episodes

5. Splitsvilla? Who cares I turned it on to see nikhil chinappa. Long time after super select

6. Ahan 9 hot girls 9 hot men, so obviously 9 hot children

7. I was curious to know which jokers will ascend the throne left behind by varun and vishal

8. Pretend being feminist and say “WHY SHOULD BOYS HAVE ALL THE FUN?”
Apparently hold a banner of “YOUTH FOR EQUALITY” in your hand

9. Yawn and accuse him to be watching COUPLE SUTRA and G-TALK

10. Make a weird face and tell them you are sacrificing yourself for the dear members of splitsvilla community on orkut

source: Devashish, MTV Ticker