In The Fond Memory Of Raghu Ram


Raghu sports a new hairdo…ehhh….ahem ahem…i m sorry…
Raghu’s wife doesn’t like him coz he likes swapping….
Raghu wanted to have aamir’s hairdo 5 yrs back…( the hairless strip..)…Raghu kept shouting….barber went berserk….

Q. Whats that Nature Baba has and Raghu doesn’t…?
A. Hair..??..nah…sense of humour…

Q. Whats that Akshaye Khanna has and Raghu doesn’t?
A. Wig ( did i spell that right? )

Q. Why are all the tasks performed by Raghu n Rannvijay beforehand..?
A. They want to check the worst and the worse performances…

Q. What if Raghu wasn’t a producer at MTV..?
A. He would play the devil in the advertisements for “ONIDA”

Q. What if Raghu turned a politician?
A. They the make him the speaker of the parliament…they both shout n no1 bothers to
hear.

Q. Whats that Adnan can afford to throw n Raghu cant..?
A. Weight.

Q. Why is Raghu not a cricket umpire?
A. Because he has a habit of switching players between teams, Raghu thinks he is out of this world. Everyone wishes he was As a kid, Raghu would always get beaten up in school

Q. What did Raghu’s wife tell him on a Sunday?
A. Tomorrow will be Monday, if it is alright with you

Q. You know what happened when Raghu was admitted in hospital?
A. The nurses sent him “Get Well Soon” cards

Q. Who is Raghu’s best friend?
A. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Because Raghu said that it was an immunity task
If Raghu wasn’t producing Roadies, he would be an undertaker
He has no use for anyone living

2 comments:

  1. you shoul'nt be making fun of Raghu like that, He is a great man better then people like you who dont have any thing to do except of making fun of others..... So just shut tte f%*@K UP oh & pls do put an option (bull shit) in the reaction coloumn

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  2. To the anonymous coward, Raghu deserves this treatment. Who the hell is he to dictate and manhandle those who participate in his show? The ppl who watch his antics in youtube are plain disgusted with his interference. I'm no indian national & hv got nothing to do with Raghu Ram or the ppl he was involved with but simply judging on what transpired in the youtube videos without even knowing the hindi language, he has no f~n right to even touch the guys who participated in his reality shows. If the female species touched or slapped another participating guy, as being the producer of the show, being professional simply means, the fighting couple only should take it outdoors without the producer itself being involved. As common labour regulations follow internationally, termination can be executed should discipline be compromised at work. So, if there is a feud, leave it out of the work premise but Raghu did not handle it well and went for the poor victimised guy instead. You don't seem intellectual enough to understand the simple ppl's point of view and you hv no f~n right to tell others to shut up. Everyone is entitled to their opinions.

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